Blackouts

Already at Tipsy V and still drinking? One more and you black out. It’s harmless: nothing you had is ever lost, you never wake up anywhere unsafe, no time passes, and nobody else is affected. Server owners can switch it off with the blackout option (see Configuration).

What happens

You keel over. Your eyes fall shut and you tip over. Everyone around you sees you lying there, stars circling your head.
Black. For a few seconds you can’t move, and nothing can hurt or push you.
You wake up somewhere. While the screen is still black, the game picks where your night ended (see below) and puts you there: lying on the ground, in a bed, or sitting in a boat. Your eyes open slowly, then you get up.
A line on the screen says how it went, Why do you smell like hay? or one of many others.

The whole thing takes about 8.5 s. You wake up:

back at Tipsy I, and without the buffs your drinks gave you,
hungry: 4 hunger shanks lighter, and nothing in your saturation,
shaky for 30 s: a little dizzy and slow,
with a souvenir in your pockets, something that fits where you woke up (at your feet if your pockets are full),
and, one time in 6, with a carved pumpkin on your head, if you weren’t wearing a helmet.

Where you wake up

There are 8 places a night can end, plus one for when none of them works out. Each has its own chance, but only the ones that are possible where you blacked out are in the draw: no water nearby, no boat; no village, no tavern.

New ones first: an ending you haven’t had yet is 3 times as likely as one you have.
Never twice in a row, unless nothing else is possible.
Always safe: solid ground, room to stand, no lava or water, nothing that burns or pricks next to you, no monster within 8 blocks, inside the world border.
Never inside someone’s build: the outdoor endings need open sky above, glass and leaves included. The two indoor ones only use what the world built for everyone, a village tavern and a villager’s bed in a village house, and your own bed.
In the Nether and the End there’s no open sky, so most nights end right where you fell.

The odds below are for your first blackout with every ending possible. After that they shift: the endings you haven’t had yet get more likely, and the one you just had steps aside.

Homewakes in a bed
about 25%
In your own bed, if it is in this dimension, within 128 blocks, still stands and nobody lies in it.
Souvenir, one of
- Cornflower
- Bone
- String
- Sweet Berries
What you wake up to
- Home. Somehow.
- Your own bed. Your shoes are still on.
- Your feet knew the way home. You didn't.
- Made it home. No idea how.
In the openwakes on the ground
about 17%
Somewhere on the surface 20 to 60 blocks away, under the open sky.
Souvenir, one of
- Stick
- Dandelion
- Poppy
- Brown Mushroom
What you wake up to
- How did you get here?
- Grass in your hair. Lots of grass.
- You remember nothing. Probably for the best.
- Someone has been singing. It was you.
Farmyardwakes on the ground
about 17%
Right next to an animal within 64 blocks, out in the open (a pasture, not a barn), and it stares at you. Never next to anything that bites or stings back: no wolves, bees or polar bears.
Souvenir, one of
- Feather
- Egg
- White Wool
- Carrot
- Lead
What you wake up to
- The cow is staring at you.
- The cow saw everything. It won't talk.
- You smell like a barn.
- You fit right in with the herd.
In the haywakes on the ground
about 12%
On top of a hay bale or a Barley Bale within 40 blocks, under the open sky (a haystack, not a barn).
Souvenir, one of
- Wheat
- Wheat Seeds
- Barley Seeds
What you wake up to
- Why do you smell like hay?
- Itchy. Very itchy.
- A fine bed, if you're a horse.
- You'll be finding straw for days.
Tavernwakes on the ground
about 8%
In front of a barrel in one of the mod's village taverns within 96 blocks, looking at it.
Souvenir, one of
- Mug
- Wine Glass
What you wake up to
- Back for one more?
- You owe somebody an apology. Not sure who.
- The barrels look smug.
- Last orders were a while ago.
Someone else's bedwakes in a bed
about 8%
In a free villager's bed in a village house within 64 blocks, with its villager awake and within 16 blocks of it. The villager shakes its head at you, and keeps its bed. Beds in your own builds never count.
Souvenir, one of
- Bread
- Potato
- Flower Pot
What you wake up to
- This is not your bed.
- Cozy. Also, not yours.
- Someone wants their bed back.
- The owner would like a word.
On the roofwakes on the ground
about 7%
On the highest spot within 32 blocks that stands 4 to 8 blocks above the ground around it, under the open sky: a roof, a tower, a tall rock. Never on a cliff edge: walking off any side is a bump, not a fall.
Souvenir, one of
- Feather
- Stick
- Vines
What you wake up to
- How did you get up here?
- Nice view. Now, the way down...
- Your head hurts in a very specific way.
- You were trying to reach the moon. It didn't work.
In a boatwakes sitting in a boat
about 7%
Sitting in a brand new oak boat on calm water within 48 blocks, under the open sky. The boat is yours to keep.
Souvenir, one of
- Raw Cod
- Kelp
- Lily Pad
What you wake up to
- Ahoy?
- Your shoes feel... damp.
- You don't remember buying a boat. It's yours now.
- Row, row, row... where to?
Right herewakes on the ground
only when nothing else is possible
Where you fell, when none of the others is possible: in the Nether, in the End, sealed in underground. Its souvenir comes from all the others.
What you wake up to
- Never again. (Until next time.)
- You didn't get far.
- Your pockets feel heavier.
- Your shoes feel... different.

Collect them all

The first blackout earns Where Am I?. Wake up in all 8 places (Right here doesn’t count) for the challenge Lost Weekend. The game remembers which ones you’ve had, even through death.